From: God of Babylon To: April Kepner, Gorgeous, Eric Beale, Sheldon Cooper, Nell Jones Subject: Re: Cleaning
We don't use the common room so I don't see how John's dog makes a difference. So here's my question why the fuck do WE need to clean for the hair YOUR husband's dog shed in a common room YOU and YOUR husband use and he doesn't get to do a fuck?
How about we clean our room and right in front of our room when we like and YOU can help YOUR husband with his cleaning. In fact we can make it pretty easy, the four of us have shared since we got here without a problem. We can share a sink, shower and toilet and clean whenever the fuck we want and you and your husband do whatever.
Also why the fuck didn't you include him in this email when you're basically telling us to clean after him?
Brian
PS We can make our on food.
PPS how the fuck did you miss the fact that Derek doesn't have an email? Doesn't use an email? Will never see the email?