"I'm not so fond of diving into the water during or near sex anymore," Pan announced with a resigned sigh. "One too many water nymphs avoided me and left me all wet. Literally." Even Pan had his pride and some things were hard to recover from. Who could really blame him? He was a god, so what if his legs were hairy, his dick was huge! Those girls should have been delighted that a god wanted to cuddle up to them. They would have been delighted were it any other god, surely. Humpf. He was so under appreciated.
Never one to miss a heated glance, Pan pulled his full lips into a pout, literally a pout at the exchange. "Aww," he moaned more dramatically than was really necessary. "I wanted her." The man entering the ring did shut him up for a moment, his entire posture straightening with curiosity. "Oh wow, he's got to be taking steroids, doesn't he? I don't think men are legally allowed to look that way. His dick has to be tiny." Clearly, that last statement made him feel a little better about himself. He glanced Ares over out of the corner of one eye, a sly smirk curving his lips. "You look that good under all that fussy fabric?"