[In Person]
"Pfft! Just 'cause I can't spank ya doesn't mean it's gonna get dull. We'll just find another way to spice it up~" he says, giving Shadow a wicked grin that showed off the tips of his sharp teeth.
"Now th't's just cruel. 'nd you'll end up wit' a sad, wet werehog in your lap. 'nd then he'll get more sad because he wrecked yer nice clothes 'nd can't help you take 'em off," he reasons. It turns out it was more difficult to mess with something that had the mentality of a puppy and the strength of a rhino. Though he grins at the over dramatic sigh until he gets a swat to the butt, which makes him yelp.
"'m gettin' it, 'm gettin' it! Do ya want me t'make somethin' fer ya?"