Logan
I think that's a record for us. Yeah, but I don't really do the whole normal girlfriend role, but for your birthday I'll try to act like a normal one.
Well, I don't exactly swing that way with being into girls. Seriously though, yeah, your father did that, but that isn't on you. Plus you had chicks back home that would have loved having your last name and all. My mom is...well she's a whole long story.