Since the Valentine's dance is coming up this weekend, I beg all of you to please stop by my apartment and pick up some protection if you plan to need it. Dances are fun. Boyfriends and girlfriends are fun. STD's and unplanned pregnancies are not fun.
Be smart, okay?
[Derek]
So, yeah. I've been volunteered to Chaperone.
[Elena]
Are you chaperoning the dance? Looks like I've been drafted.
[Beacon Hills Crew]
Okay, so help me out here. Who's dating who and is there anything I need to know about you guys to make the night go smoothly? None of you are vampires or anything, right?