My resume includes a lot of failed attempts at pizza delivery and missed interviews. Which I blame on being such a good guy?
Bitching on Twitter was my new Monsters.com, it just didn't work. Sue me. Actually don't, you'd probaby win. I don't ask connections, because I hate coming across as helpless, but I need a job and let's face it most companies do not understand my unique situation so they get just a bit pissy when I show up to an interview with two black eyes.
You don't have to worry about sexual harassment charges anyway Tony, I was flattered, even if I don't swing that way. (Heh, get it? Swing... I crack myself up.) But yea, I'll talk to Miss Potts.