Sounds like you're a little disenchanted with your own invention, or maybe even me. I'm not sure how enthusiastic I can pretend to be if that's the case.
Fuck, when did you get clever? I was hoping for that series of increasingly hysterical messages from the both of you and ignoring every one of them until breaking point. She's been informed now. You're a disappointment. She's telling me we also have a meeting. Ignore that, but don't tell her, I could use the free time.
Sassy casual, extra condoms and running shoes, just in case. The press will be there, and the president, so get a second opinion before leaving the house.