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Jasper Sitwell (goingcommando) wrote in oh_marvelousnet,
@ 2014-05-05 18:12:00

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Craigslist ad

CL>new york>all for sale/wanted>animals & accessories - by owner

Posted: Today

A variety of stray but well loved animals to go to the best home IMMEDIATELY.
Take all or just one, just take them! Mother's Day is just around the corner, don't you think mom would want:
6 cats (5 male, 1 female)
14 rats (assorted)
5 chickens (chickens)
1 rooster (rooster)
1 goat (female?)

Pictures available on request. Serious inquiries only.

Location: 1132 Intervale Avenue, Bronx, NY 10459

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	Re: Assorted Animals anyoneuwant 2014-05-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Requesting picture of the goat as well as approx. age (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 01:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, she is not very photogenic :( I do not know how to age a goat. Will check if you could advise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anyoneuwant 2014-05-06 01:42 am UTC (link)
	You'll need to examine her teeth. If she has 8 permanent front teeth (large) than she is at least 5. Less than 8 and she is younger. Do you want to know how to sex her as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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goingcommando
2014-05-06 01:46 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry, I was unable to get a clear count w/r/t her teeth, but I can assure you they are very strong and she must be a very healthy and energetic goat.

I would, but it seems as though you are very knowledgeble about goats and, unless the sex is very important to you, I would rather remind you that this one is completely free and I'm sure you would have no reason to be afraid of her and/or him.

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	anyoneuwant 2014-05-06 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Do you deliver? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Can you take a goat on the subway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anyoneuwant 2014-05-06 02:43 am UTC (link)
	You could certain try (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Delivery tentatively affirmative. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	totes_wicked 2014-05-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
	...is it a baby goat and do you have pictures? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 01:41 am UTC (link)
	This is definitely not a baby goat, I am sorry :( But she is still very nice and you could probably put baby clothes on her. Do not take this as a guarantee it will work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	totes_wicked 2014-05-06 01:47 am UTC (link)
	He is delightful! I have to pass though, my husband has informed me we have no need for a goat as we live on the 6th floor and in New York! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you for your interest, and I hope you will find the perfect home to raise the goat of your dreams soon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	totes_wicked 2014-05-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
	If my husband emails you we never had this convo ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	silver_son 2014-05-06 01:47 am UTC (link)
	IF A WOMAN WRITES IN ASKING ABOUT A BABY GOAT PLEASE IGNORE! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 01:59 am UTC (link)
	You should know that many people seem interested in a baby goat. I didn't even specify the age of this goat. Would the baby goat not grow in to an adult goat? You should be concerned about New Yorkers at large, not one woman. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rivah_queen 2014-05-06 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I may be interested in all of the chickens and maybe the goat. We are an educational institution looking to incorporate some greener classes. Also do you have a picture of these cats? Are they good with kids. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:38 am UTC (link)
	That's fantastic news! The chickens are very docile and seem to like people very much, I'm sure they would make great teachers. I don't know if they are good with kids. But they like attention :) If you take all of them they would be more comfortable, and there wouldn't be a sharing problem! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivah_queen 2014-05-06 02:47 am UTC (link)
	I know someone who can give at-least one of them a good home, tough choice though they all look so sweet. We'll take the chickens! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	furious_nick 2014-05-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Cat pictures? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Do you actually want a cat, or just pictures? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	furious_nick 2014-05-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Why the fuck would I contact you for just pictures of a cat when I can Google them for free? Come on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
	You would be surprised. But I do not appreciate your aggression. I would prefer these animals go to a caring environment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	furious_nick 2014-05-06 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fuck you, man. A lonely motherfucker just wants to come home to something that loves him after a long day at a thankless job. Whatever. Go fuck yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petitdiable 2014-05-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Do the cats get along with other cats/children? Do you have any pictures? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
	They get along with each other sometimes, so I guess so. I don't know about children, but they don't like the goat very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitdiable 2014-05-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
	When would be a good time to pick one up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Mornings between 5 and 9AM are ideal. Are you sure you don't want more? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitdiable 2014-05-06 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You really want a stranger showing up at 5 in the morning? I have three all ready, I couldn't take more than two. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notmy1strodeo 2014-05-06 02:07 am UTC (link)
	When you say stray rats, do you meet wild/street rats? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
	There are some street rats and some that I think are rats but are much smaller and nicer than New York rats. They might be some other kind of rodent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmy1strodeo 2014-05-06 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I might be able to take a few of the smaller/nicer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	everyshot 2014-05-06 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I'll take a cat. Pics? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 02:43 am UTC (link)
	There are more than these, but consider it a six for the price of one deal! One is free! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everyshot 2014-05-06 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I don't think my roommate and I can commit to six cats. But I'll definitely take one! Maybe two. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	warriorcoded 2014-05-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Hi! I want to get a companion for a friend of mine. I'm thinking a cat, rat, or rooster, but I think I need to meet them first before I can come to a decision. When would be a good time? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goingcommando 2014-05-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
	That is very thoughtful of you! All of the animals are very charming and would make wonderfully unique gifts. The rats are particularly good companions. Any morning between 5 an 9AM is good for me. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)