Characters: Colleen, Jasper and Wanda
Setting: The remote North of Alaska
Content: Well, we are trying to slaughter a vampire.
Summary: Sitwell's strike team infilatrate a vampire nest. It'll probably be fine.

( the high risk of magical scattershot )

Characters: Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell
Setting: Alaska, North of Fairbanks
Content: Cold, bitterness and vampires
Summary: Our boys need to be out of the way for an important announcement so they're sent off to fight vampires in the snow...obviously.

( Now Santa Claus is missing. )