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March 17th, 2008

chickgonebad @ 12:29 am: What's your poison?
Poll #1161 Cocktail
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Shaken or stirred?

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Shaken
4 (36.4%)

Stirred
4 (36.4%)

Whipped
4 (36.4%)

Flambeed
1 (9.1%)

Yabba Dabba Do!
1 (9.1%)

Trix are for kids!
4 (36.4%)

Monkey!
1 (9.1%)

Beer
1 (9.1%)

Your Mama
4 (36.4%)

Clicky!
4 (36.4%)

Vodka or Gin Martini? Dry or Sweet Vermouth? Onions or Olives? Feel free to pontificate about this further in the comments

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Olives
4 (36.4%)

Sweet Vermouth
1 (9.1%)

Vodka
4 (36.4%)

Gin
1 (9.1%)

Onions
1 (9.1%)

Dry Vermouth
2 (18.2%)

On the rocks
2 (18.2%)

Your Mama
1 (9.1%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Clicky!
6 (54.5%)

You've been asked to create a cocktail called "Tantric Sex." What are the ingredients?

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Vodka
4 (36.4%)

Albatross
2 (18.2%)

Orange Juice
2 (18.2%)

Cream Liqueur
5 (45.5%)

Kahlua
4 (36.4%)

Boone's Strawberry Hill
3 (27.3%)

Armadillo
0 (0.0%)

Grenadine
4 (36.4%)

Tonic Water
1 (9.1%)

Other (please discuss in comments)
3 (27.3%)

What are the ingredients in a Mad Max Martini?

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Hand sanitizer
0 (0.0%)

Olive
1 (9.1%)

Vermouth
0 (0.0%)

Any random round object
4 (36.4%)

Rubbing alcohol
2 (18.2%)

Varsol
0 (0.0%)

Cactus
3 (27.3%)

Whatever you can find
2 (18.2%)

Wombat juice
4 (36.4%)

Something really offensive
5 (45.5%)

Why are you completing this poll? Discuss

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It beats real work
8 (72.7%)

I get paid to complete 100 IJ polls a day
3 (27.3%)

I'm a troll
2 (18.2%)

I'm the third Billy Goat Gruff
2 (18.2%)

I'm hoping to meet someone cute this way
1 (9.1%)

I don't get out much
4 (36.4%)

I want to show off how smart I am
1 (9.1%)

It beats paying $5 for a call girl
2 (18.2%)

Hey you went to the trouble of writingn this
4 (36.4%)

Beer
2 (18.2%)



Current Mood: curious
chickgonebad @ 09:58 am: I'm hungry!

I'm also not dressed. I'm feeling quite lazy.

Should I:

1. Get up and bake some damn muffins

2. Get dressed and go to Waffle House

3. Suffer and wait for the spouse to get up

4. Other

What do you think?

Current Mood: hungry
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