Up in the sky - it’s a Bludger! It’s a Snitch! It’s...an angry woman with a sandwich?
Ladies, gents, and fellow troglodytes - hello, hello!
I’m your newest newbie, Lee (another one!). In lieu of a fruit basket, please accept this nutcase: Gwenog Jones. Gwenog is the Quidditch enfant terrible (Go Harpies!) best known for playing like she’s fighting, fighting like she's playing, and generally being only slightly less trouble than she’s worth.
She lost her folks a while back thanks to Death Eaterssome really bad PR and, oh boy, the psychological/emotional fallout has been...spectacular. Since the deaths, Gwenog’s thrown in with her sister Hestia for La Résistance. On the plus side, Gwenog is the sort of friend you want to have in a fight. On the other hand, she’s often the friend who got you into that fight in the first place.
Publicly Gwenog is a Pureblood poster girl - literally. Merchandising, amirite? Privately? She’s got a list of names, a map of addresses, and a burning desire to know why aren’t they hunting Ministry officials like fat rabbits?
Her hobbies include boobytrapping improving her incredibly creepy patch of woodland property (beware the elms), saying incredibly ridiculous things about Puddlemere United (did’ya know their health plan is virgin hedgehog blood and licorice?), and watching kneazles on trampolines. Also, hitting things and eating her weight in one sitting.
Currently, she's most definitely stealing your lunch.