NY Centerfolds.

My name is William Scott Anderson, you may call me William. I am here because the plebeian minded government helped along by my brother have exiled me to this country. I digress however, I am a private detective. I can solve anything but I will only leave my apartment for a six at the very least. So if you need me to solve something make it interesting.

I don't date, girls aren't my area, and I don't have friends. I am smarter than you and I will let you know it.