NY Centerfolds.

Sunday, July, 23. We're getting within hours of what I prefer to call D-day. D for 'let's get this fucking labor agreement Deal done so I can get to work'-day so I can actually afford to pay for a little action around the city if I so choose to do so. I mean what the hell do they expect us rookies to do? I don't have the facial notoriety of a Manning or Brady. How the hell else am I supposed to impress women if I'm not out on the football field?

I've only got about enough funny in me to warrant a blowjob from a toothless crackhead, so my comedy bit clearly isn't doing the job for me either. They can go ahead and cut my salary on my first five year contract from 28 to 16 million, I don't care, I'm just ready to get back on the field.

I'm Conner Grayson, back up rookie Inside Linebacker, and I'll see you ladies in your dreams, and you guys on Sundays when you watch my Giants whip some ass.