So am I! I was totally going to let him work at store merch too! (Seriously I have things I'm supposed to give away to my associates but sometimes they dont deserve it. Shit.) I would say he needs Vans therapy, but his addiction pads my bank account so I'll deal to him. It's cool. I'm not bad. Just getting home from doing a reset. Had to go in and bail out my staff. Again. You'd better see me there. I'll pout otherwise!