Text to John
No. You look more like a guy who was created from Photoshop. Did Adobe give birth to you? Are you sure you're not part program? I can totally understand if you are.
Anyhoo. Bubbie is a whale from a show called The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Flapjack made me think of the pancakes you make me, and then I thought of Bubbie because you're like my adobted mom, but not a whale.