"Oh, but you'll be the very voice of experience I'm sure. I'm sure I've alerady dealt with freakier things today, so I have no doubt we'll be able to bluff our way through it."
She grinned, curling one foot up under her on the chair, and reached for a paper napkin, idly twisting it.
"So at least I see you've been surviving on your fruitless diet.. I was afraid you might have to cancel on account of scurvy."