"You could always borrow mine, if you like? I rent her out at pretty reasonable rates, with a premium for a home cooked meal."
She couldn't help laughing at the idea of manly plum eating. "I bet if you tried, you could make it work. I'd start with something less... small and purple though. Maybe... I don't know." She paused for a moment, trying to think of a fruit that could be thought of as manly.
"Yeah, perhaps fruit won't work well. Looks like you're stuck with the microwavables. I guess I'll be glad I'm a girl."