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Evan Rosier (evantempered) wrote in noncompos_ooc,
@ 2008-07-17 00:36:00

'ello poppets. I'm Jen and I bring you Evan Rosier. He's a snarky jerk that gets his kicks by picking on the weaker thans and giving everyone a hard time and plenty of sarcasm. He's not very nice, even to those he likes though he does have his shining moments. Yes, he's selfish. Yes, he's got aggression and anger management issues. Yes, his father is a Death Eater. So yes, he hates muggles and half bloods. Yes, he's the captain of the Slytherin Quidditch team. And OMG YES he plays dirty in all senses of the phrase. And if you're compelled to find out more about him then by all means flip back to his bio.

Since the year's already underway and of course, he's a seventh year, I'm sure he's got some established relationships. So I'm up for anything you want to tangle and weave. Seriously. Let me know what's going down and what I've missed.

Can't wait to jump in,

Jen

EDIT: PS. I'm scatterbrained and forgot to give my AIM in half of these reply backs which wasn't intentional, cause I want AIM love from everyone! So here ya go mmaaddasrabbits use it...abuse it!

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croucher
2008-07-17 12:25 am UTC (link)

O:

I think Barty is going to love him. I mean, they're basically the same person! And he loves himself, so how could he not? Except that he doesn't, at this point, care about blood purity and, in fact, shuns pureblood society on account of his father - but. Otherwise. <33 (Oh. Yeah. I'm Tabs. >_>) He's a Sixth Year, btw. So. We should PROBABLY plot.

And also, there's Gaspard, also a 7th Yr., but a Ravenclaw. He'd - be nice to Evan, even if the boy was mean to him. Because he wouldn't know what else to do!

I play Xeno Lovegood too, but. :( He's an adult, so no one knows him.

However. If you have any questions/wanna chat/whatever you can catch me on AIM at No Thats Trendy - read: I'm on all the time after 6pm, but I'm on invisible. Or! To catch me at work, e-mail me at tabberry@umich.edu. Look forward to hearing from you & welcome!

I'm so excited. Look at all of those exclamation points.

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	yusss i smokez! evantempered 2008-07-17 02:24 am UTC (link)
	After our AIM chat, all I can say is mwahahahahahhahha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	funtimezzzz shinglez 2008-07-17 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Mwuhahahhahahahahahaha, indeed, my friend! >D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 07:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm not amused. D: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shinglez 2008-07-17 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Yes you are. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 07:39 am UTC (link)
	This is my sadface! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shinglez 2008-07-17 07:42 am UTC (link)
	:D:D:D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 10:44 am UTC (link)
	Still sad. How can you be mean to this face? Regulus is pouting at you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 10:51 am UTC (link)
	hugs? (Reply to this) (Parent)

pearlescent
2008-07-17 01:37 am UTC (link)

Hey Jen! I'm Erin, one of the mods, and I've got four kiddoes.

This is Pearl Jugson, 5th year Slytherin and socialite in training. Evan is a Pureblood, so Pearl would like him. She might even have a go at him, since it is her Goal In Life to marry a Pureblood man. She really wants Regulus, but he's rather distracted (~~BY BARTY CROUCH THE L:AKSM:KDNVG!RAWRjustkiddingTabs~~), so who knows.

Also I have Rodolphus Lestrange, big brother to Rabastan (which we will probably be getting one in the next day or two!) and former Slytherin. Rodolphus is a current DE and this would know Evan's daddio, and they have orders to start recruiting students, so there is a lot of potential for these two.

Aaaand then there's Gladys Gudgeon, 5th year Hufflepuff and bundle of Quidditch-related joy. She is obsessed, to say the least, and will not like Evan At All because of his dirty tricks on the field. This should be rather funny.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I also have Severus Snape. Who is apparently friends with Evan? Idk. He's friends with Barty, who is apparently just like Evan, so I imagine they would all get on splendidly. Minus the part where Severus is friends with Lily Evans. OH WELL. They should have good times, regardless. :D

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	croucher 2008-07-17 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Barty loves you, Pearl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlescent 2008-07-17 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Pearl: STFU BARTY I HATE YOU RAWR! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Aw. You made him cry, you jerk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlescent 2008-07-17 03:29 am UTC (link)
	AS IF A LITTLE GIRL LIKE ME COULD MAKE HIM CRY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 07:35 am UTC (link)
	cries (Reply to this) (Parent)

evantempered
2008-07-17 02:37 am UTC (link)

Hi Erin!!

Pearl. Pearl. Pearl. Well, first thing's first. She's past the first test. She's not a muggle. So they could def be friends. And I would love to see what would happen if she tried to get with him. Because pretty sure he's gay even if he's not ready to committ. But come on, it's been since 5th since he's touched a girl.

Oh yes, yes yes with the Rod tie in. Because I sort of put it in Evan's most recent history that his father is alluding to that sort of thing with the recruiting and whatnot if Evan can prove himself. So I would love to see that go somewhere.

AND YUSS. I'm so excited to play out Evan's unsportsmanship. And she's a Puff so she'll get a little extra foul play on the pitch.

And Sev. Guh. Love Severus. Yeah they would be friends, I'm sure. If he could put up with Evan. Evan can be a bit obnoxious and maybe spontaneous and hard to settle down. Maybe reckless is a good word to sum it all up. heh. But yes, they should definitely find some common ground and go from there.

Oh yeah, for plottage and all...i'm on AIM at mmaaddasrabbits

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petitprince
2008-07-17 02:15 am UTC (link)

Omg hi. I'm Rebekah, your other moderator. I'm super excited to have you here too! It shall be INTERESTING seeing what develops. :)

So, I play Regulus Black. Who, of course, loves Evan. Given that they are on the Quidditch Team together. So like. Yeah! Regulus enjoys flying and catching the snitch all the time. He's pretty amazing like that. But other than that, he's a bit of a ... girl. Which is unfortunate, but what can you do? Anyhow, yeah. They'd at least be on relatively friendly terms. :) What with.. pureblooded society and quidditch and all. Good times. :D

Also Darlene Guffy, Head Girl, loves everyone. So there. :D

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evantempered
2008-07-17 02:43 am UTC (link)

Hi Rebekah!! And yay!!! I had no idea that the app got challenged. I was wondering if I should like contact you guys but I didn't want to seem too pushy. rofl. I don't even know. But yay! Cause I'm so stoked to play here.

But yes, Regulus!!! I totally forgot that they were Quidditch buddies but yeah. So that's amazing. And the girl part makes me laugh. Because you know that he's going to catch hell from Evan about that. AND SPEAKING OF.... Evan's got a ~~sexual~~ past with one Barty Crouch. And he's just forever flirting anyway, so I see some jealousy and perhaps Evan getting under Regulus' skin a bit? Hmm? Hmmm? Hmmmm? rofl. Could be lots of fun.

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	pearlescent 2008-07-17 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Lol, oh Barty. That boy gets around. Evan, Regulus, Pearl, that girl at the Blacks' Halloween masque.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evantempered 2008-07-17 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Gotta love it! Evan's going to to love rubbing it in the people's faces that are going to be upset by his promiscuity just because he's a trouble starter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlescent 2008-07-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Lol. Well Pearl isn't one to talk. She's being blackmailed into being Barty's dirty mistress while he is secretly dating Regulus. Lol. It all makes me laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evantempered 2008-07-17 03:26 am UTC (link)
	That is one so many levels of amazing. I love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evantempered 2008-07-17 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Or ya know, ON rather than ONE. Once in awhile I can articulate words at 4:26am. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	croucher 2008-07-17 07:36 am UTC (link)
	BARTY IS INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES, PEOPLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 07:37 am UTC (link)
	NO HE ISN'T. I'M GOING TO SPAM THIS ENTRY UNTIL YOU LEARN THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS, BARTY. Look, you're making Regulus angry. This is no good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 07:42 am UTC (link)
	It's not gonna work! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 07:36 am UTC (link)
	IT'S A VERY BAD THING. YOU SHOULDN'T LAUGH. IT ONLY ENCOURAGES HIM. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 10:10 am UTC (link)
	As if he needed encouragement! (Reply to this) (Parent)

petitprince
2008-07-17 03:26 am UTC (link)

:D No worries, you wouldn't have been pushy. I really liked your app! I was having a bit of internet troubles at first, to be able to read it. As I'm abroad right now, and hard to contact! Well. It was a problem. BUT MY INTERNETS ARE BACK. For the moment. :D

Haha, yes. I imagine there being a lot of drama going to go on between Evan and Regulus and Barty. Oh, dear. He gets jealous so easily too... If Evan really wants to fluster Regulus, he can flirt with him too. Because he won't know what to do. (But I'm straight!) He just.. is not very in tune with reality, really. Especially considering they're never very careful about their relationship. Sigh.

In any case, Regulus will definitely act like a brat. I'm sure. It's what he does. And then maybe try to throw himself at Evan if he wants to get back at Barty for being a bastard... (Which probably would not end well for Evan in the long run, seeing as Barty has a possessive streak..)

IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN. We can chat on AIM more later! I have to go to class right now, seeing as it is 9:30 in the morning in merry old London. Booo. Lessons. D: But yes! Chat times this evening! :) If you're around. But we should. If only Tabs weren't a stick in the mud at her job, we could all have a group chat about how awesome life is going to be now.

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evantempered
2008-07-17 03:31 am UTC (link)

OMG YUSS. Evan will most definitely use his arsenal of innuendo against poor Regulus. He's already all about getting some sort of threesome going on between himself, Regulus and Barty.

I think it's going to be some sort of twisted, you think I don't know but I really know thing. Like Barty wouldv'e probably filled him in one what he didn't already gather about Regulus and Barty's THANG. And then, Evan will play off Regulus thinking he doesn't know. It'll be brill.

Oh the tangled webs. I hope that Regulus does throw himself at Evan. Because Evan doesn't mind being the pawn in their 'lover's quarrels' because has no emotional ties to either. So if a good time is in it for him and a laugh over their ridiculousness, then he's all for it!

Indeed. Cheers to our awesomeness!

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petitprince
2008-07-17 06:45 am UTC (link)

A... threesome? Regulus has certainly made a few leaps and bounds in his category of what is acceptable and what not, BUT. Seriously. He's not even been able to contemplate actually having sex with Barty. Let alone two people at once!

Also, Regulus thinks they shouldn't talk about him like that. He doesn't.. like boys.... Seriously. He doesn't! >.>

But yes, much joy and wonder on our parts to come.

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	croucher 2008-07-17 10:11 am UTC (link)
	3sum. do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 10:45 am UTC (link)
	Monogamy, do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 10:50 am UTC (link)
	lolz. plz. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 10:52 am UTC (link)
	WELL IT IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS A THREESOME. (Which I mean to say, like the Polyjuice plot, is none of Regulus's concern, as they'll just do it anyways without his consent..) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 10:54 am UTC (link)
	Hooray! Time to jump Regulus! Well. Not now. After he puts out to Barty. THEN. Also. Thanks for reminding me. I'd forgotten about that scheeeeeme. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 11:02 am UTC (link)
	How... could you forget about our most genius plot yet?! Anyways. Glad to know we're waiting for like.. forever on it, then. Seeing as Regulus is a prude and will never put out. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well, not actually. BUT. It was not at the forefront of my mind. Barty shall begin preparing the Potion over break. HE WILL. He will very soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	SO YOU SAY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	So I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitprince 2008-07-17 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	omg rape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	croucher 2008-07-17 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	Laaaaaaaalala. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	evantempered 2008-07-17 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Which is why it's brilliant. I think Evan will get more joy out of how uncomfortable it would make Regulus to talk about it than if it actually happened. mwahahaha (Reply to this) (Parent)

keepingmeghan
2008-07-17 09:12 am UTC (link)

Meghan thinks he is an ass, but for some reason she likes bad boys... she she might flirt or something at some point... But than again he is a rival in Quidditch, she might just want to knock him off his broom. And don't be surprised, she's a strong little bitch when she wants to be. Quidditch is life.

As for Natalie... Hmm...... She'd know him for sure, same house/year and pureblooded families. Nat doesn't hate anyone really, she is having a hard time seeing which side of the world she likes better.... Evan could be a pull to the dark side?

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	evantempered 2008-07-17 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Evan will not just want to, he'll actually be knocking her off hers. rofl. Evan will definitely like to drag others with him to the dark side or wherever else he happens to be going. heh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepingmeghan 2008-07-17 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	If he tries, good luck, all beats are off. (Reply to this) (Parent)