Does everyone get greeted by a good looking man and get keys to an apartment when they die? My mom always told me they didn't have cell phones in Hell.
While I appreciate the helpfulness of the man who greeted me when I arrived, there are a few questions that didn't get answered. 1. Someone better tell me where Lissa is unless they want to get punched in the face. 2. Did someone see a tall, good-looking Russian anywhere? 3. Where are my pain killers?