We need a lighthearted thread to balance the soul-raping terror of System Shock. Also, Logan suggested he and Baird go grab lunch together after looting the casino.
Cue a Baird, in full armor this time, standing outside the restaurant, waiting for Logan to show up. Baird is a little early as usual.
[OOC: for Logan (Savagewhore)]
And so, Remy's Seven has been formed. Now onto the next phase of the mission: get a really, really, really hot suit for all members of the team! (Just like the Ocean's 11 Movie: 3/4 of this plotline is looking cool and hanging out in lounges, with 1/4 actual theft!)
Remy opens a door to a room which, conveniently, just happens to include suits. Lots of them. Since, at the moment, Remy is only wearing a towel around his waist he is quite grateful for this (not that he doesn't mind showing off his extraordinarily handsome self!).
All members of Remy's Seven get a suit consisting of a black silk shirt, black silk suit jacket and trousers, silver cufflinks (unless this clashes too much with the color of your tie), black shoes, plus an individually-colored tie (for that authentic Reservoir Dogs feel).
In Remy's case, his suit jacket is a long coat (he is the team leader after all), also black. He is keeping his gloves too. As for the silk tie: hot pink! (surprise!).
ALL MEMBERS OF REMY'S SEVEN, PLEASE COME IN AND GET YOURSELF YOUR SUIT AND CHOOSE YOUR TIE! [Feel welcome to drool over a half-naked Gambit, too!]
ADDITIONALLY, THE MODERATOR WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF ANYONE HAS SUFFICIENT PHOTOSHOP EXPERIENCE TO MAKE "IN SUIT" ICONS FOR REMY'S SEVEN (YES, THESE ICONS WOULD NEED THEIR INDIVIDUALLY-COLORED TIES AS WELL, PLEASE).
[So, back to actually describing what happens when Remy walks into the suit-room]
[Remy smirks and looks at his suit... the tie is the perfect color, the suit of flawless quality, the silk as black as the sclera of his eyes... and even better, the room has a HUGE MIRROR ON THE WALL... Remy just looks at his amazingly-hot self, mouthing in French: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!"]
cheerful[And, for no apparent reason, the lobby of NFPDR has suddenly been turned into a casino, with an adjoining set of rooms being converted into offices and the main cashier]
[A large banner with "Grand Opening" is hung over the lobby, pretty lights decorate the ceiling, and every table is open! Drinks are served to players, comped by the house]
[As Baird wanders in, very pretty ladies in rather, ahem, "minimal" skirts warmly greet him. His eyes wander over them as he starts grinning and walks into the casino, quite happily in fact! Baird has lived in a world where anything even remotely fun (that doesn't have the possibility of creating more slaves for the regime) is banned, so he can't wait to blow some money!]
[And Baird sits down at the 6:5 Blackjack table. All other rules are liberal Vegas Strip rules (Resplit all pairs including aces to 4 hands, double down on any 2 cards including after splits, late surrender allowed, dealer stands on soft 17, 6 deck CSM). Unfortunately for Baird, he doesn't know that normally, BJ is meant to pay 3:2 since the only other blackjack he has ever played (in the Strip Blackjack room) paid 1:1 on BJ]
"Six to Five! Man, that's better than before!"
[and he sits down, colors up his Seran money (its not like he actually needs it here), and starts gambling]
[As the comp'd drinks start flowing, he gets hammerred. And he's playing mathematically perfect strategy too... he ran some calculations after the Strip Blackjack room]
[BUT Baird ends up losing. A lot. Again, Seran money means nothing here but, come on, its the principle of the thing! He played perfectly and got wiped out! Quite quickly in fact! FUCK THIS PLACE!]
[And Baird stumbles out of the casino in, well, a grumpy mood. He hangs out in a lounge room set outside the casino and writes a nice sign on the front door: "Loser's Lounge"]
[And, unknown to Baird, or anyone outside casino management, the games aren't truly random . The casino is literally cheating here. The CSMs are rigged to withold 10-cards and only put them back in the shoe occasionally. The Zero on the roulette wheel is magnetized slightly to attract the ball to it. THIS CASINO IS EEEEVIL!]
[OOC: OCEAN'S 11 CASINO NIGHT! EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO JOIN IN HAS TO GO TO THE CASINO, LOSE A LOT OF MONEY, JOIN BAIRD IN THE LOSERS LOUNGE AND GET CONSPIRING!!! VAMP, CID, SANDER, FALCON, WOLVERINE ARE EXPECTED TO ATTEND. AND PLEASE, MARI, BRING TRAIN ALONG! SNAKE AND, OF COURSE, GAMBIT, WILL BE JOINING IN SOON!!!!]
[[ooc: No prizes for guessing what that surprise it, and THIS IS A SMUT THREAD. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SMUT. THANKYOU]]
Gambit's curiosity got the better of him and he randomly opened a door. This one happenned to lead to a new room: The Seduction Room! Black and red bedsheets, a jacuzzi, Champagne in the ice bucket, platter of fruit and molten chocolate... it looks like the perfect place for Remy to whisk his innocent victims off to!
Naturally Remy wants to get some use out of this room, and so he places a little note on the door to his best friend, Logan.
"Logan, mon ami,
Remy got a surprise for you! Just behind this door...
-Remy"
[For Logan, obviously]
[Anyone now enters the bar, they will find a Karaoke machine in the corner. However, if you decide to use it, the machine will automatically pick out a song that mirrors your character's current mental state... their "theme song" if you will. Please find said song on Youtube and link it, please!]
[Attention whores that love an audience Sander Cohen, I'm looking at you or just people that like music... come on!]
[Remy of course can't wait to try out the new toy!]
[And the song the machine picks out for Remy is.... "Lady Marmalade" "Closer" by NIN "Systeme de Sexe" by Julien-K!] (oh come on, what else? "Hungry Like The Wolf" was too cliche and I want to plug a new band!)
Song Vid here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_Llfrb9
Song Lyrics here: http://julien-k.com/lyrics/systeme_de_se
And the song begins, Remy slinkily struts accross the stage, dropping his trenchcoat. Now standing there in the black and pink body armor, seductively singing the song.
"You le' your body talk... you know wha' I mean..." Remy's cocky strut morphs into a long-legged prowl, taking the mic stand with him, grinding up against it at regular intervals.
"I ''dry to sdand my groun' bud' i's har'.... so har'... to leave you alone..." Remy rubs his hand along his lithe torso
"I's so easy 'do see... 'do cross de fine line in fron' of me...." He growls in a sultry tone.
[What does everyone think of Gambit's performance?]
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