He's not a chicken, he's Gilbird and awesome like I am!
[Of course, this is the most obvious thing in the world. At least for Gilbert it is, so it should be for everyone else too.]
And it's because Austria's a piano-playing wuss and a rich boy!
[He then blinks.] How long, huh...? I have no idea... Haven't really been keeping track of the time... At least a month or two though.. I think. Maybe.