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Tweak says, "Do not save the pilgrim!"

Clint Barton (thingsandarrows) wrote in noexits,
@ 2022-08-16 16:41:00

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!network post, marvel (comics): clint barton, marvel (tv/movies): stephen strange, → week 043 (everything everywhere)

DAY 1
[Filtered to Stephen Strange]

Hey so you know how you're kinda a doctor and also do magic and stuff right?

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thingsandarrows
2022-08-17 01:18 am UTC (link)

I mean like I did without until I was in my 20s. And don't use them all the time. I can read lips from like 60 meters away.

So it's not like a huge deal. But it'd help with perching.

If I thought of it earlier in the last place I maybe could have gotten it there. But I wasn't sure they'd have less than a 7 day turnaround. Or like three cause I thought about it half through the week.

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	mister_doctor 2022-08-17 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Perching? Everything in the hospital was kind of sketchy, anyway. It's probably for the best you didn't get one there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm a sniper. I spend a lot of time alone on ledges. Bro. I know. The pizza shop got super weird after a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-08-18 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I should've known. What's your weirdest story? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Like from the last place or in general? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-08-18 01:59 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking specifically about the last place, but sure... why not? In general, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thingsandarrows
2022-08-18 02:12 am UTC (link)

So like. There was a day where everyone said the exact same thing to me, seriously all day.

And then I get back to the shop right? And there's a dead body in the freezer. Then this health inspector came and was all the same small talk. And the cop I tried to talk to was the same. So like ok. Guess I'm stuck with sorting this out, right?

So I go back and they're all small talk until then it's all. Let's go dump this guy. So we're there doing it after dark right? And I slide my phone in to track and this cop comes up. So shit right?

Except they're all small talk and want to help.

And then two days later, I went back to get the body. And it wasn't there. But the tracker I had dropped in the barrel was.

So I don't even know.

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mister_doctor
2022-08-18 02:53 pm UTC (link)

... dead body in the freezer.

Now that is weird.

I was scheduled to perform surgeries but they were all like... simple procedures, like removing an external lump. So I got all ready for the first surgery, and you could tell that the 'patient' was an artificial mannequin, but the other doctors and nurses around me were treating it dead serious, as if it was a life or death situation. So I humored them, and when I finished, the applauded and congratulated me.

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	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Mob shop. You know how it goes. That makes me feel a little better about the dead body I guess. But then.. why wasn't it in the barrel when we went back to retrieve it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mister_doctor
2022-08-18 04:26 pm UTC (link)

Oh yeah, happens all the time.

PLUS, none of the patients in the hospital were really sick. Orlin used his tricorder and scanned people to find they were perfectly alright, scanned machines to find they were intentionally giving wrong readouts to say they were ill, and medicine to uncover that they were all placebos. When I finally confronted a group of them about it, they all started crying... in unison... weeping actual tears. It was horror movie levels of creepy.

My guess is that the body was a necessary part of the illusion that the city was setting up for you, and once it wasn't needed any more, the city took it back.

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	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ok so that's probably better I didn't get a hearing test there I guess yeah. Yeah I'm pretty ok us not being there, though I don't know why we're thinking this Derleth place is much better. It's pretty intense reality warping. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 02:45 am UTC (link)
	As for in general. Like maybe some of the multiverse space stuff. Like Cancerverse or the Lavender dimension or the place where everyone's monkeys except Sue Storm and Cap was a monkey vampire. But like sticking to our timeline.... there was this one mutant whose power was to turn into ice cream but also he didn't like heal if someone ate the ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_doctor 2022-08-18 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	I. for one, am glad Derleth hasn't visited a place where everybody's a monkey. Was it a Planet of the Apes kind of thing with anthropomorphic talking monkeys... or....? Monkey vampire. Poor Cap. Literal ice cream? What flavor? Would eating the ice cream technically count as cannibalism? I ask the hard questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thingsandarrows 2022-08-18 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't visited the monkey place but Reed has this thing that can see other timelines. It looked pretty violent but also talking. Rocky road weirdly. Does that make sense based on medicine somehow? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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