SAME FILTER.
Are you talking to them? Trying to reason with their little child minds? (How old are they?)
There's no way anyone is hotter than Phoebe Cates. Not even Phoebe Cates is as hot as Phoebe Cates. It's an impossible standard.
I mean, I haven't DONE anything with her. Mostly, it's just me being awkward as usual and her telling me that it's so cute when I get like this. LIKE WHAT? WEIRD AND AWKWARD? How is that cute?