We're stuck in the old school end of an obscure Ivy League college from an undetermined decade in the past. All efforts to blow this popsicle stand have so far failed. And yet here we sit. No sky above us or ground below. Boredom is the real danger, Bruce Banner.
I prefer prodigy to wiz kid. I have taste. But yes. I suppose that makes you the foremost expert on gamma radiation? Though it's been a while since you published.