Do you feel inspired? […] Just kidding. Look. You’re basically a superhero. Do you know how many times I’ve been afraid of superheroes? Like every time. Pretending isn’t all that brave. And everyone figures it out eventually. But you naturally are. You’re strong, you have magic spit, you can make cactus baby cat things. And you have a cool shield that I’m jealous of. Everyone will be excited to get to know you.