We could try. As long as nobody gets eaten, but I don't know how we get close enough to kidnap one without being in biting range. And what would we do with it? Tie it to a bike rack? ...I have to think about this some more.
Oh. Yeah okay I catch it now! A quarter isn't going to do you a lot of good, but four or five might. Wait until we get somewhere I can show you vending machines. Changing your life.