PRIVATE.
I still wiped out a fair amount. I'm not sure it's possible to surf without swallowing salt water.
Hah. You're not wrong. They made my friend Admiral and I swear she spent most of her time in meetings.
Put yourself in the watch rotation then. You don't have to stay put the whole time - certainly not with your skill set. Can't have you sitting around doing nothing.
Now you're reminding me of my Number One. Which is a definite compliment.