Ha! Great stuff. Between you and that God of Thunder guy, we've already got a great game set up. Also my roommate, even if I haven't told him he's already in.
Best selling author, even in Orlais (which my previous editor lied about). But yeah. I write, though I much prefer telling stories in a good tavern, next to a roaring fire and with a mug of ale in hand while I beat the pants off those who square off with me in a game of cards (you've been warned).
Also a merchant prince and a long-suffering sidekick to more than my share of heroes, but those aren't the parts of myself I usually bring up.
Could probably be a bard, but I'm told my voice makes ears bleed. Never really learned an instrument, anyway, my mother actually confiscated my lute when I was a pebble.