Knowing what you're capable of, I wouldn't want to meet evil you. I'd much rather stay firmly on your side and not on the wrong end of all that magic, thank you very much.
And here I was thinking it was you who was stuck with me. Of course we'll stick together, I wouldn't have it any other way and if something happened to you here because we weren't all together I wouldn't forgive myself for it.
Please don't give me the speech. You're menacing enough that I don't know that I'd live through it without wanting to carve myself a hole in the ground to hide in. I'm glad this went... well. As well as we could have expected it to, given the subject. I don't ever want to hurt you if I can help it, and I don't know that that's me being thoughtful or sweet. It's just me trying not to be a monumental dickhead because I wouldn't do that to someone I care about.