Sorry you're stuck in the weirdness. I'm new, too, but I guess I have it better than most around here. Haven't been bitten in the ass too much by the weekly curses, anayway.
I'm Steve. I suppose a fun fact about myself is that after a slightly disturbing 'favorite snack' poll taken last week, I'm trying to convince people that 'apple cake' deserves to be more popular than 'blood'. I'm also working on getting over vampires being a thing, though, so most of that is all behind the times around here I guess.
Still, I grew up in the time period from this week, back on Earth. If you need swing dancing lessons I'm passable as a basic tutor and know who around here can really cut a rug.