PRIVATE.
Upper-middle aged. Really, you look great for a whole century.
Okay, well. If I sound like a Russian spy and somebody tries to get me taken to the police station, I'm going to tell them I'm from Boston and then you'll be my phone call to break me out because it's definitely all your fault.
I feel like we need to get you cooking with things that aren't apples. There are so many other fruits, Steve Rogers.