I've mostly got war stories, but some of them involve aliens?
Mojave? So, space captain from Earth? Must be my the future. Relative to my time, in any case.
I've got a bucket, and a pad of paper and pen in my pocket. It's manageable. Not as bad as some of the other cupcake surprises. I keep telling myself that one week soon we'll find a place where I can swap all these gems in for something more useful.