You really aren't missing too much. It's not as much fun as people make it look when you don't have that much control over yourself, so just pretend you drink and act silly and nobody knows the difference. It seems like it'd be the same.
Can't forget what you didn't already know! Heeeeeeey.
I don't know, I don't feel like much of a painter. Or a baker. I think I like dancing so far, so that's something. I guess we're getting there. Wherever that is.