1. Regrettably. 1a. It was nice? White cake, lavender frosting, tasted a little of vanilla and lavender both, I suppose? Not so sweet it was overwhelming. Perfect, really. 1b. Are some people spewing jewels? Lucky. I'm spewing all manner of creepy, crawly bugs when I try to talk. So I'm trying not to.
2. I did not. The irony is that I know enough to be wary of strange potions, but I didn't think to be wary of the cupcake.