Okay, okay, it was worth a try. Do I need to go pouring sugar in some gas tanks to bring in business? I kid, I kid. Unless...
[Private] It only sounds crazy if you're the only one, but I definitely I know what you mean. And with somebody asking if you remember the toga party and - oh. Wait. If you have this app then...
I think I know what's going on. I think I could be the worst person to explain it and it isn't going to make any sense, but if you promise you don't fire me for being crazy then I can try to tell you. In person, though. It could be better that way.