Day 1 | Dino Island [voice to text] Apologies, I seem to be offline....
[confused] How am I offline? I can still see myself. But there is no... data... connection...
My humblest apologies, sir, but please stop nibbling on my coat. It is made of incredibly antique linen, and I do not foresee any dry-cleaning services in this desolate location--
Stop it! Stop! Riotous ungulate!
I require immediate assistance! There is a wooly quadruped assaulting my frock!