Sam/Bucky
I've got that ointment Baymax gave me a while back, if your... stump starts getting chafe. Not sure what a magic leg does, but sometimes... you know that patch of skin under my left arm, that one... of course you know it, you've rubbed that shit in for me before
You know what it is. Let me know if you need any.
I swear to God, Sam, if I start humming Spice Girls and you record me, I will throw your phone so far into the Void you'll never see it again.