Oh! Oh! Is this an ice breaker? It feels like an ice breaker. Not that I've ever participated in an ice breaker before but one of Virginia's friends explained it to me a couple months ago.
My name is Warren Wolfson but, please, call me Wolf. I was born in the Second Kingdom, during the reign of Red Riding Hood the 1st, and I've newly moved to the Big Apple! My wife, Virginia, and I are currently attempting to start our own restaurant near Central Park. I'm more than happy to cook for all of us while we're stuck here.
I have fairly good senses so if you ever are in trouble just give a hollar and I'll come a running. Promise, I'll be able to hear you.