Good Derleth - Day 4
Something veeeery suspicious happening with these folk over there, always going on about wanting to give us these badges. I can feel it in my jellies! I'm going to get to the bottom of this mystery! I'm putting on my detective hat, which I don't really take off anyway, and am starting AN INVESTIGATION!
Beginning with interrogating myself. Not me myself. My other self. You know what I mean.
Anybody want to help? I got him locked in my bedroom.