If you're going to tell the story, Loki, at least tell it right. Stealing the IKEA was my idea. It was an entire group of us, and yes, the following week there were some issues but they were resolved.
And that's not why Derleth looks like a Swedish nightmare this week. I'm pretty sure that's all Michael. It is why we have access to better furniture and whatever the fork we need for our dorm rooms. You're welcome.