I can imagine that would be a really strange position to find one's self in. Truth is, I missed a lot of it, because I've been in Madripoor for... a bit.
Maybe a walk is in order? Get away from the broken sofa and clear your head? We won't go anywhere that's not just white space, but we could wander in the woods for a bit maybe. I can't speak to the key situation. It doesn't make sense that so many of you don't have them. I'm just glad it's a 'quiet' week.