TIM'S WARNING TO EVERYONE [This is a voice post to the network - Tim sounds very, very tired and like he's in a lot of pain... because he is.]
"Um, there's... uh, mermaids? I th-think? They-- they're attacking. Fuck. Um. Cos of course mer-mermaids are real. Erm... they'll, uh, try to lu...lure you into water. Be, uh, careful... I was drag--"
[There's a soft muted sound of his device falling into the sand beside him and then nothingness, except waves breaking nearby.]