Re: QUIT BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP. (THE MAIN BATTLE)
Ash has, at some point, acquired cursed aztec coin shit and so he's like super cursed, but it's not even a big deal. He also got himself a hook for a hand b/c you know, pirate shit.
He'll be up on deck fighting as best as he can, which means, doing stupid shit and hoping it sticks. I'm not saying it's gonna be great. He's better with a chainsaw, but he is not against shooting pirates. What? Everyone else is doing it? He's doing his best with the sword, too, but like...it's been a long time since he was in back where swordfighting was a thing.