Re: SPOOPY LAB.
"Everything's fine, huh?" Rick flipped a switch on the gun and pointed it at Ron. A green burst shot out from the end of the gun and hung in a human-sized circle in between them. The portal was opaque, shimmering and green. It looked a little slimy to be honest, but once you walked through there was no residue on you. If your math for the fluid was correct, and Rick's was always correct. "Then just head back through the portal. It'll take you to the center of the campus."
He wasn't lying, but then again you might not realize that given the slightly derange smile on Rick's face. "AKA, get the fuck out of my lab. NOW."