Sephiroth is not going to have a clue what hit him. Not the first clue. He's going to be ripping out his hair, only not because he knows if he does, she's going to worry, and do even more maddening things to him like trying to figure out how to hide the bald spots with sparkly barrettes with ribbons streaming from them.
...I can totally, TOTALLY see the bar scene too. I wonder if I can wrap that around one of the prompts for this month. XDDD
*snicker* I will love you forever if you manage that. >XD Or a flashback where Leon explains why there is no way in HELL he is going out drinking with Cloud AND Zack--he can barely keep up with one SOLDIER, let alone two.