I should not have read this at work, because I was struggling so hard against cracking up the whole time.
If Sephiroth ever figures out how to really aim her and let her go, there is nothing in the world that would be safe. ...Fortunately, Sephiroth tries, but doesn't realize he's just as much in the blast radius as everyone else. Which is why Aerith just smiles an plotting smile and doesn't step in to stop Sephiroth's Cunning Plans (tm).
The barkeeps in Traverse Town will never, ever have to worry about how they're going to put their kids through school at this rate--Cloud and Leon will do more than enough drinking to ensure school is more than paid for. >XD