THE WORST PART WAS WAS THAT, IN MY MIND, this all had child-friendly ILLUSTRATIONS TO THE SIDE.
The world is lucky that I can't draw. Godajlsfjlf.
That, and the fact that I'm too hyped up to have completed this to its full draft. There was meant to be Hans Christen Anderson in there. And a whole bunch of other analogies. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.</smal>