OMG, where to start? I think my brain just about ruptured when I saw the pairing, and I had to see how you pulled it off. I now bow down in awe, because this is just wonderful.
..Because it wasn't neighborly to allow people to ride dragons through a person's herb garden, she amended that thought firmly
No, it's not neighborly at all, is it? I just love Granny's grumpy though-processes, especially her consternation at there actually being evidence of dragons - or something - in the garden this time.
"Did your mothers let you out of the house wearing those clothes?" she demanded.
Yes, the true sign that Jenova lacks all maternal instincts. Not the madness, or possession, or willingness to get them killed if it gets her what she wants, but the way she lets her children dress. Bad Mother.
"But... but have we got to know how to be prudent already? The only thing I'm really good at doing preventative maintenance for is engines."
While I loved Yazoo's unfortunately flat chest and unfair eyelashes, and Kadaj's bad amateur headology, something about this line coming from Loz just made me squeal. It just goes to show you don't have to be completely stupid to still be a bit of an idiot.
"Don't worry," Granny said, with a grin full of teeth. "I reckon I'll teach you boys about prudence one way or another."