Catarina (catdevigri) wrote in no_true_pair, @ 2011-04-07 14:22:00 |
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In Any Case, Try Many Things (Durarara!!/Miss Don't Touch Me, Blanche/Shizuo)
Title: In Any Case, Try Many Things
Author: catdevigri
Fandom: crossover - Durarara!! x Miss Don't Touch Me
Pairing/characters: Blanche/Shizuo, implied Shizuo/Izaya (or at least Shizuo->Izaya)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: uh, let's go with "some sexual content", slight spoilers for Vol. 2 of "Miss Don't Touch Me", and prostitution
Word count: 557
Prompt/challenge you're answering: Blanche and Shizuo with the title "In Any Case, Try Many Things"
Waiting in the plush bedroom for the English governess to arrive, Shizuo was starting to have second thoughts. What if he flipped during their session and hurt the girl? Was he really such a masochist that he needed to pay some French girl to berate him and smack him with a riding crop? And then...what if Izaya got word of this?
The doorknob began to turn. Shizuo stiffened, starring straight at the door. Blanche stepped in, elegant and poised in her tall black boots. The new customer was a little different than she'd imagined. He was young and handsome (she had a thing for blonds). He'd also remained fully clothed while waiting for her. Her thoughts turned to Antoine despite herself. They were warning signs. Don't become too involved, Blanche. He's nothing but a client. But even if she was somewhat shaken, Blanche was professional. She remembered what information she had been given about the client. When she spoke, she was certain to stick to the general form of the script.
"How rude of you to stare at me like that. Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, Shizu-chan?"
The smack she delivered to the back of his hand barely stung, but he already felt his face growing hot. Maybe it was her prim delivery. Maybe it was an innate reaction to being called "Shizu-chan." Okay, maybe coming to the Pompadour hadn't been a waster after all.
"Don't you have anything to say for yourself? Incoherent as usual, I see." Blanche couldn't help but wonder at the origin of this desire. Shizuo Heiwajima seemed unlikely to face some of the problems of her other clients. Even if his passions ran along an uncommon path, surely someone such as he could find someone willing to engage in them with him without pay. However, it was not her place to ask. She struck him many times, emboldened by the fact that it didn't appear to hurt him much, if at all.
"Do- do you have knife?" he stammered. This was good so far (come to think of it, Blanche's short black hair wasn't that far removed from the cut of that certain sexually-appealing archnemesis...), but as he unzipped his pants, there was one element that he couldn't help but think would make it more authentic- better.
Yes, that was right. Blanche pulled the item in question from a dresser drawer. Before any prescheduled appointment at the Pompadour, all relevant information was combed through to make sure the client received whatever he was hoping to pay for. "You thought I'd come unprepared, Shizu-chan?" she traded her riding crop for the switchblade, advancing several steps on Shizuo before flipping it open. He groaned happily at the sight.
"I'd cut your face, but if I made you any uglier, it would be too hard for me to even look at you."
Shizuo turned his head, bearing his neck to her, muscles taut. Blanche was unfamiliar with blades and too wary to press it to such a vital region. She settled for sliding the cold metal along his cheek. "What am I ever going to do with you, Shizu-chan?"
He thought of that flea. He climaxed in no time.
Afterward, he thanked Blanche. He would speak of this to no one, but it hadn't been such a waste to come by after all.