What's the most ridiculous thing your list came up with?
"Chii/Cid, bondage." Vincent is over here curled up in a shaking bundle of red-caped hilarity. This is closely followed by "Chii/Kimberly, dominance/submission." For a kitten, Chii is SURPRISINGLY HARDCORE. Also, "Greed and Hiruma: "I love you." and "The beginning of Iroh and Cid's passionate love affair." just made half of my musemansion bust into laughter, which means that I might just have to find a way to do them, because it is just SO much with the "does not compute."
What's the most bizarrely appropriate? In the sense of "oh god those two characters go together like peanut butter and chocolate omgtheworldwillexplodefromawesome": "Akabane and Kimberly as the main characters in a fairy tale." (Ok, it's going to be the darkest fairy tale ever, but omg).
In the sense of it immediately bunnied me for premise: "Akihiko and Cid with the title, "Riding out the Storm."" (There's an old sailing ship. Cid's captain, and Akihiko might be a passenger or a hand, I haven't decided yet. Shinji's going to have to be in this too, just because holy crap, him and Cid going at each other is going to be hilarious.)
"Greed and Cid play some kind of sport together" (FOOTBALL!AU! Just. Locker room. yesplz)
What are you excited about working on? The two immediately above and: "Cid/Akabane, captivity scenario (kidnapping, prison guard/inmate, etc)" (Just...the levels of power imbalance and wrong make my mind boggle).
"Akabane and Akihiko with the title, "The Edge of the Map."" (I am fighting off this bunny for them being guide/bodyguards for some kind of expedition)
Chii and Greed, "Lost and Found". (Just. AAAAAAAW.)
Chii and Akabane: they fight crime! (More with the D'AAAAAAAAW! This actually probably should be up in the ridiculous category, too, but this one I can actually write!)
"Iroh and Cielo: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine" (My brain stutters at the idea of Iroh in DDS, but I think that I could do it. My brain stutters even more at trying to write Cielo in Avatarverse...not because I can't imagine it, but because I CAN.)
"Kimberly and Basch: "Go on, make yourself comfortable."" (o...omghot)
"Kimberly/Gale, in a threesome with any other character from your list" (With Hiruma. Alchemy threesome. Just. Oh god.)
"Akihiko and Kimberly: the memory cannot keep me warm / but it never leaves me cold" (Why do I ping for some kind of prisonfic or captivity!AU for this?)
I notice that Akabane and Kimberly are going to get a surprising amount of play this time. Almost none of these are ones that I COULDN'T work with (ok, except the S&M!Chii ones, which would BREAK NEW GROUND in the Special Hell. I mean...seriously, there would need to be a few subbasements dug for me.) I'll probably set all these guys on ficlet mode and see how many I can do. :)